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Evolution is Coming

*scurries in and flops down*

I’ve been a busy little hamster lately.  There are a lot of stories floating around and someone has to check them for continuity.  And that would be me. *puffs chest out proudly*

There are a lot of good stories coming up and first and foremost is Evolution.  The check is done and it should be almost ready to go.  This hamster is looking forward to what you all think of it.  Its full of all sorts of great things.  Not that I can tell you about any of it.  If I do the Bobs would come and hunt me down.  And truthfully the Bobs scare me. 😀

The countdown to Evolution is on!

Are you not entertained?

What do you go see a film for?

Be honest here, okay?

We all WANT to say we go to see a great, deeply moving, character inspiring epic that stirs our emotions and inspires our lives.

*snort*

Get real here.

We go to be entertained.

We go to be lifted out of our boring, routine, infinitely predictable little lives, and pay money for the privilege of a few moments when we can forget the bullshit we’re surrounded by.

Doesn’t get any easier than that, does it?

Whether we love sci-fi, historical drama, sappy romance, it’s all the same.

We want to be entertained.

Even if we think we just sat through 2.5 hours of total bollocks, we still want that moment when we can be anything, anywhere.

We might think what we saw was improbable, unreal, surreal, and ridiculous.  It might have plot holes big enough for a fleet of Autobots hotly pursued by Decepticons, to flee through several times over, but still we go.

Yes, we might write fanfiction afterward to correct the errors, we might bitch about it, and we might get upset at it all and claim we can do it better.

But unless we really do go out there and do it better, maybe we should shut the hell up and be thankful to all those hundreds of thousands of people who helped bring movies to life, and who cry every day of their lives…

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!

Sylum is full of movies.

Some are pretty cool, some are totally awesome, some are butt squirmingly awful.  But they’re there.

Sylum is a place for equal opportunity offenders.

Movies are glorious.

Sometimes they even change us.

We never stop going to the movies, despite home cinema, Blu-Ray, surround sound, and glorious 58″ hi def.

Let’s never stop going.

For we all need to be entertained.

And we love it.

Busy Busy Busy

::dashes in while cleaning glasses::

Hi. Sorry it’s been a while people. But I’ve been a BIT busy.

There was that ‘Demons and Angels’ story. Then a little (!) thing called ‘Roads Untraveled’.

Woohoo those were fun. Really. They were. Then Bob tossed me ‘Family’.

I was confused. Hadn’t I done one that already? But Bob was like “Yeah, you did. But I made some changes…”

So I started reading/editing…and whoa! Yeah, CHANGES people. New folks. New perspectives on old folks. New situations. New twists on old situations.

I had a blast re-reading it. It’s a like a new story. Wait. It IS a new story.

Since I handed it back to Bob, I’ve been counting the days until it’s reposted. I’m wondering what ya’ll think. Who’ll be the first to notice what changed.

And what didn’t.

::eyes list of upcoming works::

Um. Ya’ll might want to make sure and read ‘Family’ again once it’s up. ‘Cause what’s coming won’t make much sense otherwise.

Besides. It’ll be fun!

Oops. Gotta run. I think I heard my inbox ping…

Posting of Family

*scurries in and looks around*

Good.  I’m not seeing any of the Bobs around in the immediate vicinity, which is good.

I’ve been a busy little hamster lately – mainly doing the continuity check on Family.  With some of the changes and additions another set of eyes on it is always a good thing.

But now the continuity check is done and everything will be ready to go as scheduled – at least as far as I’m concerned.  And its going to be good!!

*scurries out before Bobs find me cause I know they’ve been busy*

The Bunny Waiting Room

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The Bunny Waiting Room

There’s a place were all the Bunnies come together to wait for Bj.  She tries to have them line up orderly but gave up and put a ‘Take a Number Turnstile’ on the wall.  She thinks that works.  So far the poor IMF bunny kept getting his number stolen by either the A-Team Bunny or the Taken Bunny.  Though both should watch out cause the Yogurt Eating Bunny From Hell is sneaky.

Not as Sneaky as the Pope Bunny.

The IMF bunny is hanging from the roof napping in his spy gear, I think his number is up to #235.

 

The Taken Bunny running around beating up other bunnies stealing their numbers.

 

The bunny with the French Tricorn hat sitting patiently though his eyes roams over the other bunnies pretty sure most of them are criminals.

 

The A-team bunnies are building a vehicle out of paperclips, and making plans to invade the office.  The plans are insane but then it is the A-Team.  
 
The transformer bunny just zips around the waiting room annoying the shit out of the other bunnies.

 

 The newest bunny comes with a wedding planner and stable hand – don’t ask even I’m not sure.  But I hear it’s to be the wedding of the century!!

 

The next Arc Bunny is plotting away in the corner with a few other bunnies making Campaign posters.

 

And as all of them sit the Pope bunny with entourage and bodyguard come waltzing in passing by all the other bunnies, the Bodyguard making sure the other bunnies get out of the way…  They slide into the office with the door slamming behind them.

 

The uproar from all the bunnies woke up the IMF Bunny who promptly fell back to sleep with #236.

 

I did mention the Pope Bunny was SNEAKY!!

 

Graphic Gecko is in the Manor – Sylum Songs

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Graphic Gecko Here!!!!

I’ve been seriously ignored by Bob and Bj so I’m hijacking this post!!

Spring Fling is coming up and I’m determined to get Bj to do some vids and music mixes.  But I need some help!!  So calling out to everyone.

What is your favorite Sylum Song?

You know those songs or piece of music that the moment you hear you go OMG that is totally Sylum!!! *squee*

*shifty look* What? I don’t do that at all.

Reply to this post and let me know – please make sure to put the Title and Artist so I can find it later.  Though a youtube vid of the song/music is always good 😀

Hope you leave some good Inspirations!!!

*scurries around* Damn it – Bob is on to me….

*Flees*

Gecko Out!

Evolution – It is Done

My writer has finally finished the anticipated Evolution Arc.

I admit I was kinda mean to her by changing storyline in the middle of writing, but I’m evil what can I say.   And to add to the fun filled excitement I made her rework Family to fit in storylines Bob 2 came up with, plus changes with in the many clan structures.

*High Paws Bob 2*

Family is  with Beta Bob, and once that one is finished and re-posted.  Evolution will be edited and posted.  *pokes* This means you will have to read the re-posting.  I didn’t go through all that hard work torementing my writer, and having Bob 2 torment his for nothing.

*rubs paws together*

Now that Evolution is done I’ve got wicked plans for Bj  *kicks away Graphic Gecko* go away I’ve got plans and I don’t care if you have vid ideas.  I got evil to plot.

The question is what do I get her to work on next.

– The IMF Bunny

– A-Team Bunny

– Taken Bunny

– Pirates 4

So many ideas so little time *eyes Graphic Gecko that is scurrying around the room*

*pokes the hip blogsters out there*

What would you like to see next?

 

And now for something completely different…

So whilst trying to focus on the Frozen Bunny from the outer reaches of ‘Fuck You Bob You Sonofabitch’ – currently located somewhere south of the thriving metropolis of ‘What The Actual Crap’ and to the west of ‘Get The Hell Away From Me’ – I have a massive pile of fresh bunnies just arrived from the coastal plains of ‘Look What I Have’, which should be torched immediately.

Meanwhile on the riverbank of ‘Let Me Just Dangle This Little Nugget In Your Face’ comes Sanguen Vitae, which is already on the back burner three times over at least.

And up the mighty rocks of ‘Edit This Now Before You Go Up The Hill And Come Down The Bunny Mountain’ stands a whole growing shed load of other stuff that I don’t even want to think about despite all attempt at honest to God enthusiasm.

One day, I shall simply walk into Mordor and throw that damn ring the fucking volcano…

Wait.  Wrong script.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, there’s also an intriguing idea from the tar pits of ‘But This Person Needs A More Interesting Past Life’ that are bubbling into the craters of a Revolutionary mess that is more tangled than the proverbial briar patch.

Noooo! Please don’t throw me in the Briar Patch….!!!

Okay got distracted there for a second, somewhere around the spooky caverns of ‘Lost My Focus’ and the swampland of ‘But This Could Be Really Fun Over Here’.

I need chocolate.

Alcohol.

Chocolate.

Wait, alcohol first then chocolate.

And maybe 25 hours in the day at least, but that’s not going to happen until we reach the wooded hillocks of ‘You Have A Deadline To Make’ and the fetid marshes of ‘I Don’t Care If Three People Put That Comma In The Wrong Place I Want It THERE!’.

So off again to climb the rugged cliffs of ‘You Will Never Get That Done’ to the lofty peak of ‘Kiss My Ass You Evil Rabbit’.  And onward across the burning sands of ‘You Want To Do WHAT In That Clan’ to the clear, crystal lakes of ‘Where Is My Dictionary’ and the headdesking battle of ‘I Hate Microsoft Word’ and ‘Get Thee Behind Me You Piece of Shit’ to the welcome rest at last of the well of ‘So That’s That One Done Now What About Tackling The Other One…’

~This moment of insanity brought to you by Evil Bob2 who is clearly off his meds today.

Project: 2013

As 2012 starts to come to a close, and I zap my owners with cattle prods to get them to finish up the odds and ends and edits of several stories scheduled to come out for this year’s Advent, I’ve already started looking toward the new year.

 

(points up…this is what Gil is doing right now)

 The biggest project by far is the next storyline for Border Clan, centered around Dom and Brian and their new Mate, Ronon. It will continue the storylines you will find threaded throughout many of the Advent fics of 2012, and will span a timeline of five to six years. I have ideas for the story that I’ve been lobbing at Gil’s head over the last couple of months, usually when she least suspects it.

 

Another story that will be written and likely posted during 2013’s Seven Days is the story of Don and Charlie Eppes, and how they managed to get themselves into a spot of trouble and ended up being turned. I was supposed to prod my Gil into writing this for Advent, but alas, she seems to think that school is of more importance than trying to squeeze in another long story among several others at the end of the year. I tried to get her to change her mind, but I ended up with this look:

 

I decided that in this case that it was probably better to leave it be and not risk getting my fur singed off from the fire coming out of her nostrils.

There will be more coming out for the Criminal Minds characters…I’m anticipating several stories, both timestamps and longer fics, coming out throughout the year, to move said chess pieces where they need to be for upcoming storylines. *cackles evilly*

I am also attempting to cajole Gil into working on some of the Old West stories, as well as the stories involving David Crockett and Daniel Boone, and the Magnificent Seven group. They’re beginning to insist on their stories being told as well, and well, most of them are kind of cute and tend to get naked at the slightest provocation, so I can totally get behind that.

It is likely there will be more from fandoms such as Hawaii 5-0, NCIS LA, and SGA as I prod my other owner into submitting to my will. I’m not sure exactly what I will be torturing her with, but we shall find out soon enough.

In July, at the Gathering, I will be combining forces with Bob, Bob 2, and several of their minions to continue plotting for future stories and solidifying timelines so that we are better able to hit our owners with new and altered storylines that will inevitably go epic.

Why do I get the distinct feeling that when the Bobs knock, the door will be answered and we will get this response?

 

 

Ah, well. Such is life, I suppose. Now if you will excuse me, Gil needs to resume her school work, and I need my nap so that in a few hours I will be fresh to clamp my razor sharp Wraith-teeth on her leg and get her to writing for tonight.

Youtube is my Friend!

Graphic Gecko here!!

It’s been a while but I’ve been trolling YouTube to inspire Bj for new vids.  It’s been too long since she’s done a vid, so focused on Evolution *scurries around Bob giving him the lizard eye*.  I’ve found a few songs to inspire new stuff.  And keep poking and older idea to remind her it really isn’t going to go away.

Though my greatest accomplishment in the past week – is not just ONE but TWO ideas for trailers on the upcoming Arc! *does happy lizard dance*

Just to clarify I don’t mean Evolution – that one is all set and ready to go.  I’m talking about the next big huge arc that takes place AFTER Evolution.

What? I plan early!

*Rummages through Bj’s Ipod* Ha there’s the songs *puts them on repeat*

My job is done!

*Scurries away*

*Cracks Whip*

Advent is coming and I’ve got my Clones working their Author’s overtime *cackles*

Bob 2 is in fine form tossing bunnies all over the place – my favorite being an Englishman, Frenchman and Italian walk into a Bar…

Alien is poofing at odd times then napping at others – It’s the long hot summer and humidity that just did him in or at least that’s the excuse

I’m not sure what 4.1 is up to… but from what I’m hearing it’s evil *good boy*

Plot Crab has returned from his summer vacation and nipping at Bj’s heels … though he needs to get stuff done quick I hear King Crab Season is starting up.

As for me…

Well Bj likes to think I’m giving her a break considering the new RL situations. HAH! She only thinks I’m being nice.  So far I’ve tossed out a few small Timestamp bunny ideas only 2 of them turned into short fics *must work on that* There’s a few more bunnies I can toss her way – just to watch her flail while trying to finish those plus the last chapter of Evolution.

Hmmm I must see what the Graphic Gecko is up – Haven’t seen him in a while.

Plot Crab Checking In

It’s been a while between finishing up Crab Season and then my summer job at the Pirates Ride at Disneyland I’ve been busy and haven’t bothered dear Bj Jones for a while.

Well I’m Back!!!!

I started off with a quick snip with my claw and got her to write the next part of ‘The Fisherman’ Series.

Next up I’ve got plans for a few stories after that.  I’m a little tired of this only comes out at Christmas.

Dude! Really!

Crab Season last months I should get more time than 1 Day a Year!!!

So expect to see more ‘Fisherman Stories’ cause I’ve only just got started.

 

Oh and just because I can:

Harrison had shaken his head trying not to laugh. “First off you don’t lick crabs, you crack them and suck them dry.” 

 

The Dreaded Curveball

There are a lot of things that can irritate an author when they’re working on a series, especially one that is as involved as Sylum. *looks at Gil’s glare and cackles evilly*

 

One of the bigger irritants is the dreaded curveball. What’s the curveball? It’s when something – usually a character, but sometimes a storyline – sneaks up and derails the story in some way. Sometimes it’s minor, such as a person just showing up when they weren’t supposed to, but doesn’t alter the story much. Sometimes it’s major, like when characters show up and alter an entire storyline that affects more than one arc, and you find yourself throwing out future stories and adding a dozen more. In other words, your story goes left or flips a U-turn when it should have gone right, and the writer is sitting there wondering what the hell just happened.

 

Why this subject? Because this has happened in the most recent story Gil is working on. A character was supposed to only make a small cameo, once the character was approved. Now? Well, now he’s horned in on the entire plotline, so Gil’s had to rearrange everything that was previously outlined to fit him in, and who the hell knows what else will change with the new additions. It will definitely change the group dynamic. Dread and excitement are pretty much present in equal amounts, because even I have no idea what’s going to happen.

 

*cackles gleefully again and watches Gil glare* What?

 

Anyway, Bob threw a curveball a couple of stories back when it was suggested (Oh, look, Gil is eyeing Nico pointedly) that Brian would look good in a military uniform. There was a lot of rearranging and adjustments to future stories and storylines that happened because of that. It’s actually done a lot for this storyline in Border, but boy, was it a pain in the ass to get it to the final draft. Even I had issues with it, and I was the one who lobbed the plotbunny at Gil’s head.

 

You don’t even want to know the trouble Bob and Bob 2 have caused for their writers.  *high fives Bob and Bob 2*

 

So what does a writer do when their bunny wranglers throw them a curveball? *tries to look innocent and fails utterly*

 

Honestly, just go with it. The thing is, if an idea comes up and it just clicks and it works, don’t fight it. In the end, it’s more than likely it’s going to make your story better, and if you try to stop it, to force your story a certain way just because that was the original plan, it’s not only going to be much more difficult to write, it’s very likely going to show in the final product, because it usually shows when you’ve written a story you really don’t want to write or don’t really believe in.

 

If it does end up you don’t like it, you can always backtrack and rewrite. Sometimes that happens. Even I have my off days, and things don’t turn out so well the first time, but the point is, with writing, you have to try things out, even if it means more work in the long run. You never really know what’s going to work, but if you really care about your story and want the best you can tell, you have to get in there and do the work: the writing, the editing, the rewriting…. Even when we’re evil and throw you the dreaded curveballs of doooooom.

 

*lobs a plot bunny at Gil and runs*

Some Thoughts on Character

Every now and then, I find I run into something that makes me sit up and seriously take notice.

Generally this doesn’t happen at first. There might be a lot of eyerolling and sighing going on, but gradually it creeps up on you and in the end it’s so much in your face you can’t help but take a deeper interest than you originally intended.

Several moments hit me in the head just lately…

The first was seeing a new interpretation of Edgar Allan Poe in the movie The Raven. I was hoping for a horror film but got a damn good thriller that made me want to go back and reread what I knew of Poe and what I had first seen of his work many many years ago in Lit class.

It was so nicely done, with such a huge amount of respect for Poe’s work and for his desperately sad and grief stricken life, that he’s headed for Sylum.

The film turned him into a character that became somehow much more sympathetic and accessible. It gave him more layers than you’d first assume on perusing his materials. He was more than dark. He was difficult and weird and would have been a very interesting conversationalist if I could’ve sat him down and asked about his life.

The second moment of ‘flail! Whoa that’s awesome!’ came with reconsidering the film The Illusionist.

I’d seen it before and though based on a very so-so short story, it struck me as being worthy of watching more than once, and as that happened so Eisenheim’s character gradually came more and more to life for me in a complex and convoluted story that you have to not blink at or walk away from or you’ll miss the pointers.

He too is a complex man and he too will be heading to Sylum.

Y’see sometimes it’s all too easy to dismiss character, to gloss over it and to treat it as a two dimensional and shallow thing, especially in books and movies that are coming out just lately. Assumptions as to motivation, reasoning, speech, education, action/reaction, can be so weakly created and/or portrayed that in the end the audience is left with little but the feeling that what they’ve just read, watched or experienced is no more than a brief distraction in time with little impact upon their life.

Some might say it has a great deal to do with the ‘soundbite’ culture we live in, and the lack of attention span that is encouraged so much in mainstream media and the general social environment, but I’m not here to talk about that. I’m just throwing the thought out there is all.

The third moment that snuck up and hit me, came from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Yeah, I’d dismissed this as silly. The idea was just too daft for words, but then I watched the trailer; very well edited in the extreme and with music and voice over to make you sit up and pay attention. Then came the movie and finally the book. Yes yes, I tend to go for books after the movie or risk being disappointed with the film because the book is stuck in my head. And in the end, despite there still being moments of ‘really are you serious?’ in both of them, it was character that leapt out at me.

Character development and creation was so painstakingly done, and so very well represented on the screen, that as a result I can say it was the most enjoyable movie of the summer for me. But it took a while to really hit me in the head.

Yes sometimes there are too many other distractions and it’s too easy to gloss over a book or a film or a play, or a show or something, and yet it’s not hard to see when things are shallow, at least if you look at it with better eyes than those of the ‘just distract me with the shiny for five seconds’ mentality that we all suffer from to one degree or another.

Take time sometimes to really watch, to deeply read, to seriously consider, and then do it all over again.

It’s actually worth the effort once you start to go deeper into your subject matter and you’ll suddenly find yourself encouraged to want to know more.

Make character worthwhile.

Your readers and viewers will love you for it.

Enter the Tiny Annoying Englishman

His name is Henry O. Sturges.

1 s on the end, and don’t ask what the O. is for.

He’s sneaky.  I mean it, really he is.

Who else could send his Mate in as a distraction while he himself herds plot bunnies in the back door?

If you have no idea who or what the hell I’m talking about, check out Abraham Lincoln – Vampire Hunter.

Or you could just sit back and wait for his Private Journals to show up in Sylum starting this Advent.

He’s chatty, at least on paper.

I leave you with this thought:

Abraham:  *shifts uncomfortably*

Henry:  *headtilt*  I like it.

Abraham:  I look old.

Henry:  *grins lecherously* It’s the thousand yard stare and the spread legs and the tension in your shoulders…

Abraham:  *flails* You are not turned on by that?

Henry:  Remember the time I had you in the…?

Abraham: *slaps hand over Mate’s mouth as people stare*  Not now Henry!