Title: Eating Habits
Author: Bj Jones
Ratings: FRT
Disclaimer: Don’t own them no matter how much I want to. This has no bases in reality – their lives are just that: theirs.
Summary: Jeff hated movie night
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Jeff
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Jeff was going to kill his two lovers. He didn’t care if Kripke hunted him down and sent his ass to hell, again.
Been there done that.
He was going to kill Jensen first, then Jared.
He glared at the two of them as they were laughing and having their own running commentary.
Why did he put up with this? He hated watching his own work, but he caved every time his lovers begged to see him in action.
“Enough with the commentary!” he growled at them. “It’s a cute film.”
Jensen looked over at him and smiled. “Just wondering if you channeled Jared when you were filming the cake scene.”
“HEY!” Jared hit Jen in the shoulder.
“Dude, have you seen the way you eat?” he pointed out.
Jeff chuckled, “More like channeling Dean.”
Jared snorted and grabbed a handful of chips, wolfing them down before downing half a beer. Jensen’s eyebrow rose then he glanced back at Jeff. “Yeah and Dean’s eating habits are inspired by Jared.”
“Dude…” Jared glared at him, though it was lost with the gummy worm hanging from his mouth.
“I rest my case.” Jensen leaned over and bit off half the gummy worm, eating it and grinnin’ madly. He backed up when Jared started to advance. “Jay…”
Jeff rolled his eyes as Jared pushed Jensen into the floor, and began mercilessly tickling him. Jensen squirmed, trying to get away, laughing hard at the endless torture. He called out for Jeff to help him, even tried to call out for daddy.
Jeff turned off the DVD and then proceeded to help Jared with his assault; later he’ll help Jensen get Jared – teach those boys to mock his films.
Though he couldn’t wait for them to see him in the hot leather piece from Watchman.
The joke will be on them.
He was looking forward to it.